Book 3 Published: The Eye Of The Beholder

This is the third book I have just finished publishing, also available from Amazon Books: The Eye Of The Beholder.

"The Eye Of The Beholder collects and celebrates the images of renowned Australian surfing photographer David Snapper. Resplendent in its display of shapes, colours and themes of a breath-taking magnificence, it takes the reader on a journey of a lifetime, in through the crest of a wave and out into the wide open ocean, as seen from a surfer's perspective. Sit back and enjoy the ride."


Available on Amazon at:  https://www.amazon.com/Eye-Beholder-Photography-David-Snapper/dp/1726455602/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1538272069&sr=1-2&keywords=The+Eye+Of+The+Beholder+Steve+Hansen

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