Suburban Hygiene
Way back in the days of old, when people lived in mud when the lice were crawling in their hair, their arms were caked with blood the chickenshit between their toes stuck to their strawbag beds they had one hand to wipe their arse and one to shake with folks they met All their waste went out the door and floated down the street where the mangy dogs would for the mutton bones and turds compete the bathing of the body in a bath was thought unwise and when the rats danced on the tables all the people fell like flies Aching teeth were pulled out with a string tied to a rock and the blokes who screwed around died of a black and rotten cock all ailing limbs were treated with a hammer, saw and nails and cut off, cauterised with tar and pitch when everything else failed Now evolution progress is a many-splendoured thing with its multitude of blessings and the benefits they bring alerted to the risk and danger of airborne disease now people wear a plastic bag around their ...